Part one of a serial by a ten year old home educated scholar. Îhil Gidnol was platforming and texting on his new jPhone, when he bumped into a billboard that said "Don't text while platforming!" Fortunately he had slowed down to 5 miles per hour while texting, and just sat down hard. "Darned signs!" he grumbled as he picked himself up "There's one of them every 20 feet." He continued a bit more carefully and managed to get home before rush hour. He was at a loss at what to do next. He had just passed into manhood. "What next?" He asked himself aloud. Then he decided that, before money ran out, he'd better get himself employed. Little did he dream what adventures his first job would lead to!