Book 1 in a trilogy of dark humor novels, this hilarious series follows the bloody journey of Sarah Killian, a strong female...serial killer for hire. I'm Sarah Killian, and I am a foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, text-book loner. Oh, and I'm a Professional Serial Killer, forced to work for T.H.E.M. (Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers), a secret organization of murderers for hire. My comfortable lifestyle is uprooted when I'm forced to take on an apprentice, Bethany-a bubbly, perky, blonde with a severe case of verbal-vomit. In short, Bethany is everything I am not. I hope I'm able to adjust and work with my new apprentice. If I murder the buxom bimbo, I'll break my contract with T.H.E.M. and put a huge target on my head. Right now, I'm still leaning toward the murder thing. Proudly brought to you by Crystal Lake Publishing - Tales from the Darkest Depths