A humorous look at dating and mating for yourself or to guide and advise someone else. Chocked full of wit, humor, and years of common sense for all in the game, you will learn to find the right mate, and how to keep them happy. Learn from the Old Fart's wisdom while you laugh, and in the end - he will answer the question all have wanted to know: "What do women want?" This insight to all relationships will forever change your mind about dating and mating, and enable you to have a loving, lasting relationship.