Songbirds? Think again. Preening in their plumage, these birds warble side-splitting profanity and tweet . . . well, fairly accurate tweets. Watch your dang mouth, bird! You know that friend who's always mouthing off--that's these guys, except they can fly away. Each page of this daily calendar features a piece of vintage bird art perfectly paired with a rude remark or hilariously swear-y saying. Features include: No single-use plastic Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Features vintage bird artwork paired with explicit sayings