'What did one cloud say to another cloud moving to lower altitudes? You'll be mist.' Samantha Baines 'There's a place for meditation and relaxation that you can only talk about in 140 characters. It's a yoga retweet.' Colin Leggo 'Been asked to perform at a nudist camp next weekend. Can't do it, got something on.' El Baldiniho 'I've just got Edwin Starr's Greatest Hits. Guess how much? Absolutely nothing.' Julian Lee 'I can control a kayak brilliantly, canoe?' Adele Cliff 'I saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep. It was a lamb bikini.'' How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You cook it in the oven until it's Bill Withers' Arranged by specific topics and themes (such as food, transport, family, sports, Christmas, etc.) comedians who have entered The UK Pun Championships over the years are donating puns for the book. It'll be jam-packed with jokes to make you laugh and groan in equal measure.